I munch on your tacos while you're asleep.

adriofthedead:

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

!!!!

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

Jimi Hendrix in 1969 by Ed Thrasher.

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

acid-daydreams:

Yes

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

galifianafuck:

she wants the d(ouble quarter pounder with cheese)

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

goodluck-beccasdq:

lindseyintheskywithdiamonds:

thats-blaine:

The Hunger Games:

Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.

Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.

Whoa girl. Too deep for me.