raymanzareks: jimmypge: dont you just wanna push 1972 roger waters into a wall and make out with him i don’t really think he needs to deal with any more walls u feel me
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mydraco: if you like water, you already like 72% of me
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
deadlysick: From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
jesuislegrandefromage: emily-spectre: psilentasincjelli: C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we...
Important / In case you were wondering:
thebluthcompany: The exact time the new Arrested Development episodes will be available will be 12:01 a.m. pacific time on May 26th, 2013 [via Uproxx]
lesliecrusher: do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space
himaruyeah: *silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*
mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
milajovovichs: wonder if the receptionists at sperm bank say thanks for coming when people leave.
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
sherlocksmyth: A system by which children are forced to mandatorily compete against one another - some have been prepared at home, others have impairments that prevent them from succeeding. They are all given the “same course” to go through before the final assessment, yet most of them end up depressed; some even kill themselves. Now, did I just describe The Hunger Games, or our education...
…People say “Don’t you get tired of playing Light my Fire?” Are you kidding? Do...– Ray Manzarek 2012 (via bass-windu)
In an hour: horny.
Next week: horny.
Next month: horny.
Having sex: horny.
combusticate: a new york times best selling author yep he’s famous so proper and well behaved john green everybody. that’s john green.