wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

cyberthug13:

citgo:

i remember this kid for suspended for jacking off in the back of french class in 9th grade

he was suspended for touching his oui oui 

daladjelly:

musiquegraphique:

gifmovie:

That maybe a bit unflattering Superbowl photo Beyonce’s publicist wants removed.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dorkstrider:

am i gonna regret making this rebloggable

panacealiquidgrace:

thedoctorssam:

nutellabeard:

oh-kay-katie:

edgeofheavenx:

jackslenderman:

older-and-far-away:

rainbow-coalition-of-dancing:

eteo:

majortvjunkie:

MHIO

the fuck is a sex barbecue

and don’t forget:

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.

YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.

SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.

ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.

BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.

WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

OMGB: old man gangbang…..wut…just WHAT???

MY HOLE IS OPEN WHAT

prolapsing my colon

what

But LKAB

Let’s Kill a Bum!

parents suck mad D!

michael-palin:

i feel like taylor swift could have 4 failed romances before a pink floyd song ends

all-four-cheekbones:

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

sex-drugs-andtroll2:

Junior Rush

whiskey-memories:

“Got Laid Parade”

“Stride of Pride”

“Post-Cock Walk”

“Just-Touched-A-Butt Strut”

“Took Off My Pants Dance”

“G-Spot Trot”

“Had Fun With the Clit, Time to Split”

tete-pownshend:

john-lennons-butt:

scrypturient:

dontbeafraidbealive:

the-fence-is-waiting:

kenway:

oedipus came out of his mom once

he also came in his mom once

This is terrible.

#oedipus was the first motherfucker

OH MY GOD

e-n-o:

yes