Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
i remember this kid for suspended for jacking off in the back of french class in 9th grade
he was suspended for touching his oui oui
That maybe a bit unflattering Superbowl photo Beyonce’s publicist wants removed.
am i gonna regret making this rebloggable
the fuck is a sex barbecue
and don’t forget:
LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.
OMGB: old man gangbang…..wut…just WHAT???
MY HOLE IS OPEN WHAT
prolapsing my colon
Let’s Kill a Bum!
parents suck mad D!
i feel like taylor swift could have 4 failed romances before a pink floyd song ends
So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour
“Got Laid Parade”
“Stride of Pride”
“Took Off My Pants Dance”
“Had Fun With the Clit, Time to Split”
oedipus came out of his mom once
he also came in his mom once
This is terrible.
OH MY GOD